What Your Bed Linen Says About Your Sex Life

It’s time to play! You may not think it’s an important aspect of your sexual wellness, but looking forward to plunging into your sheets every night makes a big difference to your mojo and overall wellbeing. How you feel about your bed sets the tone for a sexual environment that's as pleasurable and comfortable as possible. So, whether or not you’ve given it any thought, it’s time to turn your attention to what your bed sheets are saying about the inner workings of your subconscious. They might even reveal a little something about your sexual personality...
Waffle - texture, cozy, surprising
You care about how your bed sheets look, but it’s equally important that you are comfortable in them! You take pride in your sheets and you look forward to sliding into that cozy marshmallow puff every night. Most importantly, you like to keep things simple. This is not to say that you have basic taste in your sexual realm - in fact, you are full of surprises! You are naturally gifted at tending to all the senses in the bedroom, from touch to taste- silk eye masks, champagne, choc-dipped strawberries, and Ilo Wellness lubricants and massage oils are no strangers to you!
Silk - sensual, soft, luxurious
Material matters! You take care of yourself and do not shy away from a self-care moment - face masks, gua sha, Marilyn Monroe, hello! Silk pillow cases are actually said to be less aggressive on the skin than regular cotton, and minimise hair damage for all you tossers and turners out there. You aren’t afraid to splash out on a silk bed set because you know how delectable it feels- for you, and whichever lucky person finds themselves next to you. You love to feel caressed and nurtured - physical touch is definitely one of your top love languages.
Linen - comfort, breathability, free spirit
You want sheets that are breathable and easy on your skin - a minimalist at heart. Your style is functional, without compromising on the aesthetics. With an eco-conscious mindset, you don’t like to feel weighed down by your linen. Even though you are definitely a free spirit, you are someone who appreciates quality - both in material and in overall sexual experience. Perhaps oils and lubricants aren’t something you’d grab instinctually, because we know that cleaning linen takes a little more care and time. However, you would love the Ilo Wellness clitoral waterproof ring vibrator: mess-free, and totally stylish... like you.
Whatever the f*@! I can find - effortless, spontaneous, open-minded
You aren’t too fussed by your bed sheets because this doesn’t matter to you! You are easy-going and happy to try new things, which is what makes your sexual personality so dynamic. You’re easily pleased, and aren’t afraid to get your sheets messy with an Ilo Wellness lubricant or massage oil from our delightful Melt Massage Candle. Even if bed linen isn’t important to you, it’s still important to invest in yourself. This isn’t contained to bed sheets, it could be anything - skin care, body treatments, a gym class, a therapy session, sex toys, etc. Go wild, you gorgeous creature!
Ilo Wellness x
Written by Margaux Dalgleish